The Dichotomy of Naija:
In Naija there are two types of :
Guys: Those with cars and those without
Cars: Those with A/C and those without
Houses: Those with Generators and those without
Generators: Those that carry A/C and those that don't.
Babes: Those who don't yansh and those who say they don't yansh
Mobile phones: Those with credit and those without
Lagos: Lagos Island and Lagos Mainland
Parties: Those with chops and those without
Clubs: Those with Ashees and those without
Food: Those that will give you diarrhoea and those that wont
Water: Pure water and Everything else
Men: Those with BO and those without
Women: Those with BO and those without
Club nights: Those where you have to pay to get in and those where you don’t
Roads: Those with pot holes and those with really bad pot holes
Okada: Those with Car horns and those with Lorry horns
Police: Those with guns and those you don’t HAVE to give money to
Internet Café: Those with yahoo boys (419) and those without
Mosquitoes: Those that bite you and those that give you Malaria
Car parks: Those with touts and those without.
Alaye Scoro
Guys: Those with cars and those without
Cars: Those with A/C and those without
Houses: Those with Generators and those without
Generators: Those that carry A/C and those that don't.
Babes: Those who don't yansh and those who say they don't yansh
Mobile phones: Those with credit and those without
Lagos: Lagos Island and Lagos Mainland
Parties: Those with chops and those without
Clubs: Those with Ashees and those without
Food: Those that will give you diarrhoea and those that wont
Water: Pure water and Everything else
Men: Those with BO and those without
Women: Those with BO and those without
Club nights: Those where you have to pay to get in and those where you don’t
Roads: Those with pot holes and those with really bad pot holes
Okada: Those with Car horns and those with Lorry horns
Police: Those with guns and those you don’t HAVE to give money to
Internet Café: Those with yahoo boys (419) and those without
Mosquitoes: Those that bite you and those that give you Malaria
Car parks: Those with touts and those without.
Alaye Scoro
posted by Alaye Scoro at 3:59:00 pm
10 Comments:
Income: Legit and Illegit
TV: Those with the channels NTA and Silverbird and those with Dstv
Dstv: Those with the basic package and those with the full package
Men: Those that are married and those that insist that they are single
Women: Those that front and those that act like they don't front
Another version to the babes/yansch one:
Babes: Prepaid and postpaid
Jeremy, I don't your babes/yansh joke is funny. Even if that is the reality, the more you state it, the more you partake in its continuation and acts of symbolic violence. Make you're mind - are you male feminist or not. Or do you enjoy partake in the age old male banter?
I know and you know you are better than that
harmattan Ray
Alaye, how far now?
So, I'm curious, where exactly are these internet cafes without awon yahoo boys?
football fans: those who support the Villains and all the other dross
Anonymous relax man. Its just a bit of fun. I doubt that anyone is taking it very seriously. Back in the day we used to say
Universities: Ife and the rest
Great Ife!!!
loool at the okada one...
abeg bone all d feminist yarns. i'm lovin that.. got me convulsing on ma bed in the middle of the night.. the okada one.. AMEN to the mosquito one.. Hilarious.
Bang on point except the Club one. That should read the "one's with prostitutes and the ones with Ashees!"
Standing ovation for this post!
:o)
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