Friday, March 03, 2006

The Dichotomy of Naija:

In Naija there are two types of :

Guys: Those with cars and those without

Cars: Those with A/C and those without

Houses: Those with Generators and those without

Generators: Those that carry A/C and those that don't.

Babes: Those who don't yansh and those who say they don't yansh

Mobile phones: Those with credit and those without

Lagos: Lagos Island and Lagos Mainland

Parties: Those with chops and those without

Clubs: Those with Ashees and those without

Food: Those that will give you diarrhoea and those that wont

Water: Pure water and Everything else

Men: Those with BO and those without

Women: Those with BO and those without

Club nights: Those where you have to pay to get in and those where you don’t

Roads: Those with pot holes and those with really bad pot holes

Okada: Those with Car horns and those with Lorry horns

Police: Those with guns and those you don’t HAVE to give money to

Internet Café: Those with yahoo boys (419) and those without

Mosquitoes: Those that bite you and those that give you Malaria

Car parks: Those with touts and those without.

Alaye Scoro


Blogger TaureanMinx said...

Income: Legit and Illegit
TV: Those with the channels NTA and Silverbird and those with Dstv
Dstv: Those with the basic package and those with the full package
Men: Those that are married and those that insist that they are single
Women: Those that front and those that act like they don't front

Thursday, March 09, 2006 9:20:00 am  
Blogger Jeremy said...

Another version to the babes/yansch one:

Babes: Prepaid and postpaid

Friday, March 10, 2006 3:54:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jeremy, I don't your babes/yansh joke is funny. Even if that is the reality, the more you state it, the more you partake in its continuation and acts of symbolic violence. Make you're mind - are you male feminist or not. Or do you enjoy partake in the age old male banter?

I know and you know you are better than that

harmattan Ray

Monday, March 13, 2006 3:58:00 pm  
Blogger St Antonym said...

Alaye, how far now?

So, I'm curious, where exactly are these internet cafes without awon yahoo boys?

Thursday, April 06, 2006 5:24:00 pm  
Anonymous Ai'hammed Delot said...

football fans: those who support the Villains and all the other dross

Thursday, April 20, 2006 2:05:00 pm  
Blogger Feyikogbon said...

Anonymous relax man. Its just a bit of fun. I doubt that anyone is taking it very seriously. Back in the day we used to say

Universities: Ife and the rest

Great Ife!!!

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 4:07:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

loool at the okada one...

Thursday, May 25, 2006 2:52:00 am  
Anonymous groupieLuv said...

abeg bone all d feminist yarns. i'm lovin that.. got me convulsing on ma bed in the middle of the night.. the okada one.. AMEN to the mosquito one.. Hilarious.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006 5:05:00 am  
Blogger Don Chi as Blog Marley a.k.a. El Senor Supremo said...

Bang on point except the Club one. That should read the "one's with prostitutes and the ones with Ashees!"

Tuesday, June 06, 2006 10:23:00 am  
Blogger Mona said...

Standing ovation for this post!

Sunday, July 09, 2006 8:21:00 pm  

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